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This dog looks like he fell n the crack of a chair.  Somebody help him..

Michael loves dogs.  We will put some pictures of dogs Michael has known on this web site soon, but here are some quotes about dogs:

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A poodle was walking down the street and passed three dogs. She stopped and said, "Whoever can best use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' in a sentence will get a date with me."

      The first dog said in a deep voice, "I love liver and cheese."

      The poodle commented, "That is the most boring sentence I've ever heard."

      The second dog said, "I hate liver and cheese."

      "That is even more boring than the first!" the poodle replied.

      The third dog answered, "Liver alone, cheese mine!"

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. ~~ Anonymous

"Whoa, Cat! Don't bite my nose!"

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. ~~ Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. ~~ Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. ~~ Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. ~~ Andrew A. Rooney

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. ~~ James Thurber

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. ~~ Robert Benchley

Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are  especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard. ~~ Dave Barry

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. ~~ Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! ~~ Anne Tyler